Does it sound crazy that I think the digital signs on the freeway are lying to me? And before you ask, not lying about the aliens among us because the signs make some compelling arguments.
Does it sound crazy that I think the digital signs on the freeway are lying to me? And before you ask, not lying about the aliens among us because the signs make some compelling arguments.
With everything I see about “Work It,” I feel like we’re going to tune in when it airs and Mickey Mouse is going to jump out and scream, “Gotcha!” and then they’ll show the fourth season of “Arrested Development.”
In his Midnight Mass homily, the Pope apparently warned against the “superficial glitter” of the Christmas season. He promptly put his tall shiny hat and retreated to his palace.
I hate when I’m prepared to go full-on Sugarbaker with someone, and they relent and give you what you want before you can even say anything…what a waste of a powerpoint demonstration.
The difference between reality and reality tv is that this morning I didn’t have time to have the conversation with my neighbor that starts with me saying, “so you’re calling me a liar?”
I just ate a Japanese KitKat, the flavor of which was described to me by a Japanese coworker as “You know, Honzu…like they flavor the rice balls…you know, from the Northern Region.” And it was.
You know that thing where a foreign cashier hands you your change and then laughs like crazy about something they said and you laugh like crazy just to be polite? Yeah, that just happened.
Well, Person I Stopped Talking to in 2000 With a Mutual Friend on Facebook Whose Having a Birthday, I see you’re the kind of person who doesn’t wish people a happy birthday on their wall…but I guess I knew that ten years ago.
A character’s teeth should not be the scariest part of a horror movie…except maybe in that movie “Teeth.” Or a vampire movie. Guess what I’m trying to say is, Don’t forget to floss.
So today was the day I got free pity chili cheese fries and then cursed a holy book. Typical Wednesday.
